An email..

It says...

Five tips for a woman...

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Now.
My comments.

1. Well, a male as a housemaid wouldn't be so bad.. I s'ppose.
2. Ah, a friend.
3. Wow, my best friend!
4. Haha.. *looks at my dad*
5. WHY THE HELL NOT!??!?!

(because I'm no four-timer.
It's a sin. It's a sin.)

Ok. Over. Bye bye.